Look down at your teeny-weenie. I’m sure you have it clutched in your hand right now. See how small and silly it is? Even when it’s hard, it’s still tiny. That itty-bitty pee-pee is a total joke. It’s too small to ever please any woman, much less me, so what good is it? How pathetic. What a loser you are. You should be ashamed of such inadequate equipment.